he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Holy shit dude........stairs
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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