Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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