But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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