Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Need sex. Gaining weight.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
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