YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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