Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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