the new term for farting is butt boxing.
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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