sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
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K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
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My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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