Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
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It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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