6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
this hospital has no fireball
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
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