you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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