She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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