Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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