It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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