I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Randomize
