We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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