it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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