I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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