I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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