I'm gonna have a badass scar
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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