I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I wish I only lived at night.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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