The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Everclear isn't food dammit
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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