how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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