chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
These tits shall not be calmed
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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