But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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