Taylor Swift is so right about you.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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