It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
