i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
