I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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