feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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