So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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