one might say we're banned from that church
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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