Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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