I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
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