Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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