Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
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