If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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