Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
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You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize