I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
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