My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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