Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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