Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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