i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
It's like God shit irony all over that family
4 words: hood of his car
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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