did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
NoShamevember. You game?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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