I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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