I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
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I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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