Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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