My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
