that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
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I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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