Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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