You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Your tits are I can't wait for
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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