I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
we made out on top of his cat.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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