bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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