Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
