I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
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The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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