Your mouth is God's brothel.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
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stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
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Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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