I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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