he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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